People can't wait...

BBC:

Jacqui Smith says public demand means people will be able to pre-register for an ID card within the next few months.

The cards will be available for all from 2012 but she said: "I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don't want to wait that long."

Daily Mash:

MOST British people are looking forward to having a policeman stand on their windpipe, the home secretary said yesterday.

I refuse to carry an ID card.