I'm an atheist, but still... God bless you, Keef:
Keith Richards is a wonder of modern medicine, and he knows it.
Speaking at the induction of R&B girl group The Ronettes into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the dreadlocked, chain-smoking rock dinosaur admitted he owed his life to advances in the medical industry.
"There have been great strides made in medical science lately," he said.
"That's why I am able to say to you, 'Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame'."