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Thursday, November 05, 2009
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That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of those ends,
it is the right of the People to alter or abolish it and to institute new Government.
2 comments:
Arf. It’s practically an opera. I’m emotionally drained.
It’s the indignant emailed line, “You’ll never know what you lost.” Which, given the circumstances, has a certain... poignancy.
Bi-polar passive aggressive freaks are the best, dude.
You should call her again and pretend to make up and arrange a date, and then just not show up. Go get plowed with your friends; maybe get a hand-y from some drunk stripper.
Make a game of it. See how many times you get make up over the phone, set a new date to meet again, and then just not show up again.
I bet you could do it at least 10 times.
Then start cc:ing her on your torrid new love affair with a stripper.
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