Thursday, November 05, 2009

While I was away...

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David Thompson said...

Arf. It’s practically an opera. I’m emotionally drained.

It’s the indignant emailed line, “You’ll never know what you lost.” Which, given the circumstances, has a certain... poignancy.

Florida said...

Bi-polar passive aggressive freaks are the best, dude.

You should call her again and pretend to make up and arrange a date, and then just not show up. Go get plowed with your friends; maybe get a hand-y from some drunk stripper.

Make a game of it. See how many times you get make up over the phone, set a new date to meet again, and then just not show up again.

I bet you could do it at least 10 times.

Then start cc:ing her on your torrid new love affair with a stripper.