Mr. E. in the comments:
... you'd think that having stumbled onto a scheme that gets them a hefty salary for almost zero work, they'd have the good manners not to steal from us while they're at it.Read the post too. I have no idea why he doesn't have a newspaper column. His sign off is unimprovable:
... this is like the burglar passing you on the stairs with your hi-fi and advising you to change your locks.